Pff. Find the wild ancestors of the goats and spend twenty thousand years or so domesticating them if you really want to make it from scratch.

I am thanking you right now. Thanks!

“36000 Troops”

Just so everyone is clear right at the start this time: NO CAMELS. Zero. None.

No wait, I’m an idiot. It’d be Cherlocke Holmes.

Sherrylocke

“This is the to go cup of a carpenter”

I live in Scotland, and I would knock on doors for Bernie Sanders if I thought it would do any good. I think it’s great that a human Larry David impression gets to run for President, and I wish he had a chance of winning. (Also I like his politics).

What’s the impact of this? Was the helicopter diverted from doing something else important, does the cost of flight + maintenance come off the police budget so there’s going to be less money for overtime on cases, will the cost be passed on to taxpayers?

The entire front of the plane (or alternatively the entire rest of the plane apart from the bit at the very front with the pilots and the nose wheel) is a door. I love this ridiculous plane.

Garret Dillahunt is awesome at playing worryingly off characters. He made a nicely disturbing Roman Nevikov in Life.

All it has to do is taste slightly better than starving to death, which is a very low bar that this stuff apparently just clears.

Other people have their own valid reasons for liking Ken Marino; me, it’s Vinnie Van Lowe. I look forward to seeing what he does with this crime boss character and hope I can see some Vinnie in there.

No disassemble!

1) he was coming down off two pills at the time, and 2) they were very bad men who were planning on killing him and on selling that Russian to some other bad men for money, but yes he was worryingly blasé about getting them to kill each other.

To be fair, in the film Bradley Cooper went from failing writer to mastermind and aspiring senator in two hours. Not much of a show if Brian wins in the first three episodes through sheer NZT-smart-itude.

Vinnie Van Lowe off Veronica Mars, not “who?”

I love Muppet Treasure Island and I am not afraid to say it. I also have considerable affection for Christmas Carol. Upstage, lads! This is my only number.

Can’t reboot a thing that isn’t happening and does not exist, la la la can’t hear you no new muppets.

Michael Keaton is underrated: even though a lot of people think he’s really good, he’s actually really, really good.