I love Scandi girls and their crazy accents. I would like to marry all of them, but there are logistical difficulties. Just listen to how Moe Meu says Kamikaze. Sigh.

It wasn’t lactose free milk, that was the point. He was lactose intolerant and yet still going through a lot of milk, hence Brian imagining him doing a lot of poops. Suspicion raised, coded MacGuffin found. Not sure why he couldn’t have thrown away cookie boxes or something instead, and then had delicious cookies.

Gwenderswapped

forty-eight stars and still in the greys. What gives?

It’s true. Just look at Messi’s stats:

SP Aircraft is a charter business

Sadly true, but it may be possible to mitigate this and restore the aquifer somewhat by building low retaining walls and boreholes to capture and soak up the excess water. All it would take would be a concerted government effort to - oh, wait, California is fucked.

Now Green Lantern was a space cop named Hal Jordan instead of Alan Scott. Carter Hall’s human Hawkman became a Thanagarian alien named Katar Hol. Alan Scott became Hal Jordan.

Who’s a good dog? Is it you Bear? Are you a good dog Bear? Yes you are. Good dog, Bear. Good dog.

Has anyone mentioned that Christopher “Dr McNinja” Hastings is going to be writing Gwenpool in Howard the Duck 1-3?

Remember liking Skin Trade a lot when I read it. It was ahead of the urban fantasy explosion, and considerably better than the vast majority of it. Cinemax has actually made some greatbad shows in Strike Back and particularly Banshee, so, yeah, qualified optimism.

Those 17th Century chemists also found it was quite ‘useful’ for creating fire not on demand. (Also they discovered it’s toxic. Hooray!) But on the plus side, making people glow made Chemists pretty popular at parties.

I won’t believe it’s life-friendly until I see an average Yelp rating of at least 4 stars.

Make a display case for all your grandpappy’s memorabilia, thus allowing you to 1) celebrate your grandfather, he sounds celebrate-worthy and 2) display that Nazi stuff in a way that cannot be taken out of context, as it’ll be surrounded by context.

I cannot not star this story and remain true to my credo. Also, it’s a good story.

That is not Leibniz’s house!

When Leibniz and Newton inevitably split up, who gets the house?

Maybe one day we can cosine a mortgage.

/will star any “anything 2: Electric Boogaloo”