Does he have a weirdly shaped mirror in his house that makes his haircut look good?

OK, that is a genuinely awesome story.

Probably just a cheapskate mackem with a rollie, yep.

Indeed. Not 100% sure he would have been able to slow down before hitting her (possibly got an unbalancing push from that chasing player) but there was a marked lack of checking she was OK before celebrating his touchdown.

The only “some ways” Origin is better than Steam is that I rarely have to use it since I’m not currently playing any games that require it. The best thing that can be said about Origin is it’s not quite as appalling a heap of shite as it used to be, and that it’s better than Games for Windows was (but then being…

Screw you, the sea! I’m in a Land Rover! Vrum vrum!

Brutal.

I second this. Have another star.

and the fact it’s pronounced Heh-reh-ford.

Marcellus Wallace is paying the IRA to retrieve his soul. The plot makes so much more sense once you know what’s in the case.

Putting the cart before the horse there? I doubt there’d be nearly as much multi-, or the words “movie star”, in that sentence without Dwayne Johnson’s weaponised self-confidence.

The Rock is concentrating, to ensure the lady is properly and maximally balled. The Rock does not half-ass things.

That’s what he does when he likes them. They wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Yeah, there’s at least ten grand’s worth of “those wheels... Ugh” depreciation going on there. Those wheels, yeesh.

“Upbeat!” - Houston Chronicle. Now that’s a pull quote.

On the only non-applicable occasion you can swiftly deploy a second bear, ensuring it’s still not a bear attack. Having attack bears stationed around the country just in case will be a lot of trouble, but the headline’s worth it.

Authentic Victorians probably didn’t have to worry about polio, as they’d likely have been exposed to it early due to dirty water. Pretty much every other terrible disease though, sure. Let’s give them some authentic artisan typhoid.

I see what you did there.

70% of the fleet launched, and 70% submerged. There’s no guarantee that anything like 70% is capable of surfacing again.