Keep on cooking, Albert Burneko. You done made some good pasta sauce there.

How're Pa XXspeed and the little XXspeeds getting on?

well, crap. Now I can't unsee his whole giant-head-tiny-arms thing. Thanks, Obama.

It's the one with the bike chase/bike fight, right? Good film.

Roberto Martinez has the same effect on every team. They play some nice attacking football for about a year and a half and then somehow entirely forget how to defend, then he tinkers obsessively with the team and manages to lose the "nice attacking football" thing without getting the defensive solidity back.

"no good explanation for the lack of coordination between Arsenal's defenders" - the explanation is that they're Arsenal defenders, and that's what they do.

Why can't she order a grasshopper if she likes grasshoppers? I can get being embarrassed if she threw her toys out of the pram and DEMANDED they make her one, but otherwise it's just a lady asking for a drink, no?

Also worth trying: get your heel right back in your shoe (or hiking boot) while tying it by lifting the front of your foot off the ground so your foot's at about 45 degrees to the horizontal; put zinc oxide tape over areas where you tend to blister before setting off (helps with my Brasher boots which tend to shred…

All they need to do now is to find a way to hold this, oh, let's say seven years ago, and people will actually care about it.

The Tories even had the chance to undo the error but decided not to spend the money, as though an ineffective carrier for slightly cheaper is somehow better than an effective one.

Some of the problems with Kickstarter for video games is that consumers are used to the pre-order system, and many of them think that they are preordering when they pledge their money. They're not - they're giving some money to someone to allow them to try to make the thing they've described. I think people need to be…

Got a 20mm cannon too - although there was some discussion on whether the RAF would actually use it, or just kind of have it in the plane but not put ammo in there or service it or fire it (removing it would affect the handling characteristics). Then I think they realised that was stupid, so now they're all "dakka…

So you're saying you're not back.

Maybe because he's exactly the guy on the team who needs to be more informed about black history?

Which, at least according to the wikipedia article, has led other manufacturers to add butyric acid to their chocolate because Americans apparently think chocolate is supposed to taste like that. It's not supposed to taste like that.

LION BAR. It's got a lion on the packet and everything.

Oh hey guys, if we use this vomit chemical then we don't have to bother using fresh milk in our 'chocolate' bars. Happy days!

My name is Steve, and I came here from the internets to say I approve of this post.

Not sure if it's classier of him to admit not knowing the keeper's name, or if it would have been better to say "can you say your name for the viewers?" or something, but considering he's thinking on his feet "can you remind me of your name" is already a polite way of phrasing it, implying as it does that of course the…

The sad thing is, the chocolate we get in the UK is pretty much looked down on by the continental Europeans in the same sad, pitying way we look at whatever the hell that stuff in a Hershey's wrapper is supposed to be. But yes, American Chocolate-Resembling Product is the worst*, and I hope you can still find a Han…