Hippos will fuck your shit up, on dry land or in the water. They're huge, they've got ridiculously big mouths with giant fangs in them, and they're mean as hell. They kill more people in Africa than crocodiles do.

I call for Clancy Brown in everything, as anyone, but he has the presence, and indeed the chin, to be the Saint of Killers. I'd watch him in Pride and Prejudice as Elizabeth though, give the man some work!

Indeed, OHMSS isn't as bad as it's sometimes painted, and Lazenby (while not the greatest actor in the world) does tend to get too many points deducted for the crime of not being Sean Connery.

In Glasgow, Scotland, "fizzy carbonated beverages" are referred to as "ginger" (from ginger ale), as in "get us a bottle of ginger" "what sort?"

Oh yeah, I forgot that episode! He's living on a nice farm in the country now...

I could barely be bothered with the back door pilot of that new series, let alone watching any actual episodes of it. I'd watch a Sheriff Jody spinoff though, and I'd say putting Donna in it would indeed make it better. As long as she's an occasionally recurring character I'll be pleased though. Speaking of which,…

I get more and more convinced that NFL Bad Lip Reading is actually pretty accurate

Yes indeed. It's a little patchy, but the patchiness goes from quite good to ridiculously amazing.

Surely "The Man with the Iron Fists 2: Electric Fistaloo"

Love that film, man.

well put

Oh indeed, but expecting Britain not to do it, when Britain was a naval power and using the navy to strangle enemy trade had been an accepted part of British tactics for over a century, and when Britain may well not have signed the London Declaration precisely because this sort of blockade was always part of the war…

Wasn't even Britain's first blockade of continental Europe either: there was a pretty effective one carried out against Napoleon's empire.

It's happened. A fairly high profile case in the UK involved Leah Betts, a girl who drank too much water while on ecstasy and died. It was easy to come by (there were taps in the toilets) and it was indeed "one she could drink by accident" as, when she started to feel unwell, she thought she should consume more water…

Sheriff Jody episode? SHERIFF JODY EPISODE!

I've seen some Fast and Furious films, so I know you also need to install one of those special gearboxes that let you shift up about seventeen times without even downshifting.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yesyesyesyesyes! Sherriff Jody is the best.

An Elias spinoff series from Person of Interest, where he and his scarface sidekick are doing interesting crime boss type things. Enrico Colantoni's always worth a watch.

I would too. I love Enrico Colantoni; he generally manages to be interesting whatever the role, and he's one of the few actors where I'll go "wait, Enrico Colantoni's in this? I'll give it a go then" (strictly speaking he's the only actor where I'll specifically say "Enrico Colantoni's in this", but you know what I…