Oh, shit! Look at that. A freak hail storm that only covered 100 square feet directly above the Tesla. Look those dents! Must have been grapefruit-sized hail . . . flying sideways. Blame it on climate change.

It’s still newer than the Nissan Z. Might as well just put it back on the market. 

There are two things that I will never, ever fully and completely comprehend - my wife, and automatic transmissions. 

lol

You’d be amazed at what us engineers can accomplish when you take budget out of the equation.

Taking bomb threats seriously has nothing to do with what you're talking about. You should probably stop talking. 

Pretty nice interior indeed. I would buy it simply for this:

Real question. Where would a person find some of the more gently used parts?

Stow & Go

CP

“shot the car-squatter in the legs with a bean bag shotgun”

And there’s really only one question left to ask: What color are you painting yours?

NSX. 

“Maybe Air Canada can look into compensating for some therapy.”

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

How do you think I practiced for this...

Occasionally — I live in Maryland, so we get that cold a few times a year. The big thing is the batteries need to stay warm(ish) so they will be running just to stay responsive when parked. I’d guess my garage is around 48 degrees when it’s 10 outside (it’s pretty well insulated) and the drop off over night might be…

This has my two favorite things: Alec Baldwin and a shitty 80's car.

The narratives around John Z. DeLorean usually go one of two ways. He’s either remembered as an iconoclastic hero of American motoring, a David who fought one Goliath after another until he lost everything in an unfair and overzealous prosecution by the U.S. government, or scorned as a charlatan and a fraud who…

But on the other hand, why would the objects want to be around a U.S. Navy fighter jet?