Tickled Pink appears to be an existing porn franchise, so that might be why.

This is your brain. This is your brain on feathers.

Somewhere in the basement of the White House, there are the deformed results of his efforts to clone Alex Jones. But unlike Ripley, even the viable ones are screaming "kill me".

Him getting shot would be bad, because it would undermine the case against gun control.

And this is why the next president should be Werner Herzog.

She'd be more fun as a cellmate though, I think. She'd be top dog within, like a week. I'm guessing she already knows how to make gin in a turlet.

Is that before or after you adjust for soundtracks? Because the soundtrack to Clinton's impeachment was just… shit.

This is the kind of wild-eyed moon-logic that was used to prove that everyone was corruptly linked to everyone by the Gamergaters.

Nah, there's more dignity in that.

Any other host?

Fuchs is probably better known as the drummer from !!!. Is that anything?

People care more about the Oscars than they do about politics?

Can you not just watch a good movie where people die and imagine that they were terrorists who just weren't wearing their special terrorist hats?

The fact that most of the hatred of Ghostbusters came from people who hadn't seen it says a lot. These are the same people who bitched about Mad Max: Fury Road - albeit with slightly fewer wildly inaccurate claims about the original movie that they claimed to hold so sacred.

My mum fell asleep during The Sixth Sense and woke up during the Fifth Element, and didn't realise that they were different films.

Loving the people demanding to know why average/mediocre films aren't ranked among the 20 worst movies of the year.

To be fair, most of the people who rage against Ghostbusters 2016 for "ruining their childhood" are the same people who raged against Mad Max: Fury Road for not being about Mad Max being the one character on-screen 100% of the time.

I suspect a bigger part of it is that he has a built-in, attestably gullible middle-class white fanbase who will almost certainly buy the book just to make sure that it sells well, regardless of its content.

Why is getting a range of political biases so important to you?

"The far left protesting Yiannapolous from speaking at Berkeley does more harm than good."