It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic”

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

Some might say GM and Ford have always been rivals.

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

I stated, here and on Twitter, like dozens of times, that it didn’t matter who won Raps/Sixers because Milwaukee was going to destroy either one and was the only team in the East who had a shot of challenging Golden State, so I just want to use this space to say: I am an idiot, and this is one of several reasons why I…

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

I think it is so ridiculous that they call themselves Real Madrid, clearly just trying to copy Real Salt Lake. 

It’s tough to spot, and it’s subtle, but if you know how to read *just* between the lines of his quote, where he specifically directs his comment at the Celtics, you can see that he is, in fact, talking about the Celtics.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

He's listed as questionable, which is correct on several levels.

What was I doing in your office bathroom mirror?

The Orioles only ruin pitchers. They waste position players, big difference, get it straight.

Apparently Freedom has a mole weight of 19.00

He chews scenery even when there is none, he’s just that good.

How long before they decide that pavement is liable to potholing and rutting, and invent some sort of extruded steel sections for the vehicles to run on, to ensure the vehicles have a smoother, longer-lasting track to travel on?

At least he stayed on brand.

“Jeez, Madrid needs another Baleout?”
-the rest of the EU

The Belgian defender’s exit from the Premier League could not have come at a better time.