You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

...he’s expected to be one-and-done...

This is textbook justification.

You can take the NCAA’s amateurism when you pry it from the players’ cold, dead hands.

Alas, the Bills can do nothing about it; it has all been ordained by God. You can’t spell predetermination without Peterman.

“Instead of attending the games, these women should follow the action online, where no one has ever been, or will ever be, horny.”

there’s a difference?

Depends on how hungry they are, I suppose.

Yet another example that Canada is better.

Actually, he played for the Orioles this year.

In fairness, he can’t exactly come out against nepotism using his real name.. 

ha ha, what a funny name! Who ever heard of an Italian named Kevin

I’m sorry, but did you just say in a roundabout way that you can’t wait for your lifetime to be over? 

It’s a gray area.

Bortles isn’t a failed QB, he’s pre-successful

“Maybe they’re at the...library?” — U of A professor, before putting a gun in mouth

Hey, if he wants to advertise for the most expensive blend of gasoline on his leg like that, he should be able to.

The consensuses seems to be:

This story’s headline is holding out for a long term deal, but is expected to show up by week 10.

That was just during pregnancy, i imagine she is up to way more now!