It’s not like Brian Kelly has ever faced consequences for leaving somebody out there twisting in the wind.

“My offensive line is a fish.”

Just because you guys are in the pocket of BIG FUCKING ON THE SUBWAY doesn’t mean you should criticize other websites for how they make money.

Yup...these are my funders...

Car batteries.

You really think he’d stick his neck out like that?

I was okay with the racist mascot, their flight to Cobb County, and their fleecing of taxpayers, but this assault on urban planners’ sensibilities is the final straw.

Boy, if you can’t trust an unethical physician willing to dispense an almost unlimited amount of highly addictive narcotics to a group of men whose livelihood depends on them, who CAN you trust?

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

Instead of building a team in a sensible way, we are looking for old vacuum cleaners.

There is literally no better feeling in the world than when I dropped the Bears as my favorite team. Not my divorce from a soul sucking marriage. Not when I left the worst job ever to teach kids with disabilities and found my true calling. Not the birth of my niece or my nephew. Not the fucking Cubs World Series.…

But how many games have they lost? Deadspin should really be giving us all same manner of regular updates about this.

He was merely taking time off while he transformed into Jon Stewart the White.

Didn’t he play Spider Man?

Here’s a good Twitter thread.

“Why does Kushner need an encrypted, disappearing messaging app?”

First off, I am offended you used Screenshots from Conker's Bad Fur Day on Xbox instead of the N64 version. When referring to the N64 version.