I don’t think you could win that argument. Sale is one of the preeminent power pitchers in baseball. For a team looking for a playoff ace (a TRUE #1 stud,) Sale is the guy. Quintana is very good, and may give you nearly as much value during the course of a season, but he’s not a guy who you’d project to dominate a…

not one mention of Ichiro? Fuck you

It’s actually hilarious.

And your not getting it makes it that much more apt

Excellent burn. Why would a St. Louis sportswriter ever in the whole world write bad things about a player on the rival Cubs?

Showed my wife too and she thought they should have thrown a flag for excessive celebration.

NASCAR is criminally underrated on Drew’s list because of the BYOB factor. You can bring in a cooler up to a certain size (the geometry restrictions mean you can bring about 30 cans, plus ice) with whatever you like as long as you don’t have glass.

Leicester City man. That’s where the money is.

But that’s not the hypothetical. It’s mano a mano.

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

If my team had just won a championship for the first time in 108 years, I couldn’t possibly give even a millionth of a shit how bad he might be or how much money they spent on him. They could go winless for an entire decade and I’d just sit at home masturbating to World Series highlights.

The World Series championship helps the medicine go down.

Nah, the World Series banner will make it a lot easier to swallow that pill. Just like last season, the Cubs are likely to outperform the Cardinals with relative ease, even if Fowler goes on a tear and Heyward doesn’t get any better. Neither one of those two players is going to raise or lower the rest of their…

Do resorts in the Caribbean still include all-you-can-eat Honey Nut Cheerios?

Couldn’t he just decline the invitation?

Not to mention coming home with a case of the Crabbes.

It’s really quite simple. When the Bucks are good, all of a sudden everyone in Milwaukee is a huge Bucks fan. I’m talking like ‘01 ECF good and not “Let’s trade for a couple above average players and make a run at the 8 seed and promptly get swept out of the playoffs” good. And obviously, the Bucks have never been…

Literally everything in the world is “chemicals” Jenny McCarthy. “rubbing chemicals on your body to cover up the smell” is exactly what you do when you shower, too.

“Golfing on ice is dangerous, that’s why I only play on snow.”

Shaving your head isn’t owning it. Growing what he has out into a balding afro is owning it.