So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

“For luck! For luck! F’r luck! F’r uck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

FADE TO BLACK

I know this is controversial with some people out there, but this is it. I am done with mosquitoes. They pollinate a single flower in the tundra. They have too little biomass to be a major source of food for any organism. Fuck them from here to Mercury.

Because hipsters.

I’m just going to lie perfectly still until the movie premieres, to ensure that nothing will happen to me between now and then.

That slight droop in those hands in the aftermath tells you everything...

I can not say anything bad here, for I am like the buzzing of flies to him!

That’s... That’s not how high speed rails work... Not even how long distance trains work really.

Why do they say human head transplant when its definitely human body transplant??? The guy with the head, gets a body, not the other way around.

“The only thing I feel is the sense of pleasant impatience..

“Now this is just an insult to your intelligence,” the narrator says, ostensibly referring to NASA’s Pluto flyby conspiracy. The creator of the video claims that the images we’ve seen of scientists loading a camera onto the New Horizons probe is, “probably sitting in a Burbank soundstage somewhere.”

“Any celestial body that can not be observed with a telescope located ON Earth, is fake.”

Yes because the NWO, The Galactic Empire and the Jews are building a fake universe outside of Earth to fool us! It’s a distraction while they can our air for use on Planet Spaceball!

Hope your friend are really quick with that superglue?

What does one do should they decapitate themselves?

Okay okay okay...