It was never 67

Not quite as high-fallutin’ as you, but I’ll eat a brick of pepper jack cheese like a candy bar from time to time. When I finally poop a week later, it’s usually the same color as the highly processed cheese.

I've been drunk all afternoon because I'm unemployed because of grad school.

I’ve got about a dozen stories that I could share - including sitting w a client at dim sum as he toothpicked himself [horror] or the time I ate a pound or two of shrimp not knowing I needed to peel them - but here’s the one to beat yours. It’s unlikely anyone will read this post, but so be it. Didn’t happen to me,…

Who knows what I might have mistaken for bread.

You don’t divorce a story like that.

this sounds worse than when I Febreezed my armpit, which SUCKED.

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

That series would have gone direct to VHS.

Or...

Uh, they were one of the top defenses in the league all year. Your SG just can’t drive his shoulder through the paint and expect calls every time. Why am I even typing this...

I never understood the idea that calling a professional athlete a money grabber was an insult. Its his job. Are you a money grabbing traitor if you take a new job in the same industry for more money?

Fitzpatrick is decent and Petty has a lot of potential. I say Smith is 3rd string by midseason. One thing about Smith is, he seems to have small hands, and this really limits his ability.

They got the Mavs with Chandler Parsons having a leg injury and Rondo having a brain injury, both missing nearly all of the series.

Lord knows, he can’t change.

I’m very surprised at all of you saying this doesn’t happen. I’ve heard people talk in public bathrooms my entire life. Have any of y’all been to a single sporting event? Mens rooms at stadiums are like a chaotic boardroom, just with piss and shit.

I think that’s a critical point that’s missing from this article.....

That psychopath would be no friend of mine.