Tom, I like you but cool it with the exclamation points

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

Has anyone else gotten sick of scandals taking on the “-gate” suffix? It just annoys the shit out of me and I think what does it is the fact that Watergate didn’t have a fucking thing to do with water. Stop using this goddamn suffix!

I don’t know - is “oh, your leader governs, generally” all that much better?

Raptor or bust.

Two words: artistic flair. Whether it’s their uniforms, their architecture, their logo... the Nazis had style. Stalin? STFU. Pol Pot? What kind of logo did he have? The Nazis had such style the entire Star Wars Empire is practically a clone (no pun intended), to the point that YouTube is full of mash-ups of the two.

On Simmons, can you imagine how painful yesterday was for him? His arch-enemy (Goodell) comes down as hard as possible on his beloved Patriots and his ultimate man-crush (Brady), and he has nowhere to vent publicly. I would have hated to have been Mrs. Simmons or his kids.

Jameis Winston employs common legal strategy instead of making the writer happy by pleading guilty.

Either he is a wronged man, and by that I mean this is a 100% made up accusation, or Jameis Winston is the most cold blooded bastard alive. There is no in between now.

Not the first time that Bolt Bus has welcomed an explosion on their buses

Knock your wife unconscious in an elevator and your team goes out of its way to not fully investigate: 2 games, no repercussions for the team

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

The anti-Simmons rhetoric here has always worn on me as a little bit jealousy, and a little bit scorned ex. For a writer to be supposedly reviled as he is by the entirety of deadspins staff, you folks sure spend a great deal of time and energy penning a LOT of words about him, his writing, and his persona. Like all…

I believe you’ve just described Garnetting.

“a Targaryen alone in the world” is “a terrible thing.” and Jon Snow enters

It was pretty easy to tell that Dwight’s head just wasn’t in the game last night. Hopefully, he’ll feel better today, once he gets confirmation that all those Mother’s Day cards reached their intended destinations.

Come here and sign the official petition to put Stannis on the Iron Throne simply because he has excellent grammar! Hearing him mutter ‘fewer’ was an episode highlight for me.

It could be worse.

I think the Texas Rangers could have conquered Mexico.