Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

If you hit one of his teammates in the forehead, you better believe you're going to get some serious jawing from Peyton.

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

A nine-foot, 400-pound statue of Smokin' Joe Frazier brought one of his daughters to tears. Now, it's being bronzed and prepped for all of Philadelphia to see. [Newsworks]

Yea, you're gonna look pretty stupid when you find out that Patterson only works in return for ill-fitting suits and shitty haircuts.

Raise your hand if you clicked on this thinking the AD was caught saying some racist shit.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Cleveland receivers made the same gesture, but only because Johnny Manziel kept throwing the ball way the fuck over their heads.

Like everyone else, I'm tired of the media obsessing over Manziel, but after years of being completely ambivalent toward the guy, I'm starting to like him. He has personality, is endearingly dumb, and is totally harmless.

I'm usually pro-middle finger. However, there is one exception. If your flipping of the bird reveals a tattoo for Drake's record label on your wrist, it become a disgusting gesture that I would never want my children to see.

Thanks but no thanks. I will take mine with a fire breathing 427 and to hell with the babies and the trees and the planet.

I don't get it.

Mostly a lack of talent, recent success, experience, and leadership.

You'd never know that before she became Miss Texas she was Miss Houston.

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

"I think a lot of Natives would embrace that, because you came to us and asked a good way of doing it and your fans would learn something," Learned says. "We would like to teach about our culture. The Chiefs have the opportunity to teach this, and everybody wins. … The Chiefs are making money off Native American…

Time for the Chiefs to go back to being the Chefs.

If Con Air has taught us anything it's that the answer is "No".