The only team who could have beaten the spurs this year was the Mavericks. I'm calling another Spurs championship.

Oh I know. I went to the National Dadaism Museum, which turns out is just a post office in Buffalo, NY.

Man, I have had it with baseball's unwritten rules.

*Lennie Briscoe furrowed brow*

I spent a few years working as a prison guard just outside of Philadelphia. Although, there could be regional differences, but to me, it's pretty obvious. Based on his tattoos, I can easily tell that Aaron Hernandez will never get a job at a bank.

"Can you give us any information about the person who tattooed you?"

Ok ok ok, so: imagine for a second the guy in the suit is Rick Moranis. I know, strange request, but just do it. Got it? Great. Awesome. Hold that thought.

I don't need to see your face to know you're being moody as hell right now

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

Fuck off Ms. McCarthy, you aren't fooling us.

For goodness sake, people, when an extra-dimensional wormhole is ripped into the space time continuum by massive amounts of balonium and allows big-assed alien machinery to invade your planet, you're worried about the proper depiction of physics? Really? Oh, and gods from Asgard. A thawed out super soldier. A man with…

Season 6 is the only season of L O S T that was subpar at all. There was no season seven, by the way. Seasons 4 and 5 were excellent. Some of the best sci-fi stuff in the entire series was in those two years.

Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.

So, hopefully, there's a few eight or nine-year-olds out there who I've claimed.

Based on how he was raised, I'm surprised Hunter didn't slap the umpire back. His parents instilled the importance of an "i for an i".

As long as I'm allowed to fall down and bang my head on the concrete after I leave the bar, I'm good.

If you throw up, keep it in your mouth and swallow it so there's no mess. I did this once so I wouldn't get kicked out and it was horrible.

A Fuel Air Explosive bomb relies upon atmospheric oxygen. If the bomb goes into his mouth, then the airflow is greatly restricted since it has to come in past his throat, tongue, teeth, and the accompanying saliva and mucous membrane. Therefore, an FAE would be of limited value unless it was detonated on Godzilla…

"If/when Marvel brings Nova to the big screen, they will choose the new Nova, Sam Alexander. This has less to do with Marvel wanting a teenage superhero or a potential Runaways film and everything to do with not naming the hero of a major PG-13 motion picture 'Dick Rider.'"