Sure—and next you're going to tell me Bo Jackson didn't really leap a river as an adolescent.

Well, I sort of agree, but I'm not sure that applies here. Most consumer protection laws don't start applying treble damages or any other penalties until the business has refused to make things right. It sounds like someone was asleep at the switch on the pricing, and when it was pointed out, the restaurant offered…

RG3 in Chip Kelly's offense? As a Cowboys fan and Baylor fan, it's not something I particularly want to have to live through, but it would be an interesting experiment.

Good god, that was perfect

Baylor is a private school.

That's not really the main reason this sucks.

"Damn, you are grizzled."

The common denominator is these folks thinking they're smarter than everyone else.

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I hope he's on the sideline Saturday when Baylor hangs 50 points on them.

Perfect response—thank you

Yes. Language evolves, sometimes colloquially.

Thanks a lot, Baylor.

I think that the high low concept can be properly executed, if it involves a new take on the "low". It's rare, but possible. Most people seem just to pair a couple of things together and consider the "low" as some kind of novelty, which is bullshit.

Those terms are interchangeable in North America.

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The last several years, with both Justified and Hell on Wheels, have made me 100 percent okay with losing Deadwood.

This was one of my favorite episodes of Quantum Leap.

One guy has a diagnosed medical condition, does some screwed up stuff a bunch of times, and continues to play, having a second documentary made. Another guy doesn't have a diagnosed medical condition, does some similarly (and, many would argue, less severe) stuff once, and he's out on his ass. I'm all for the…

Chili's is a TexMex restaurant?