Cowboys

One-armed, bow-hunting pilot?

Yuck.

Occam's razor leads to redundancy sometimes.

There's nothing racist about this. White people do crazy shit too.

"Somebody's walking around with $59,000 in his pocket."

Is she holding an invisible wiener up to her face?

How are you going to hang out with a super-rich and relatively powerful regional despot, then sign an NDA, and then be surprised when shit gets weird?

Hey, Jerry Jones, let's keep it clean here.

Sic em.

I can't wait to see what Pizza has for us on Thursday.

Nope. Absolutely not.

Not all Texans...

It looks like a Volvo S60.

Not until you see it in Comic Sans

Craaazy.

The "Recommended by Chris Kluwe" list in my left margin is a bit on-the-nose.

The biggest differences are salary and unionization.

She had a good run for someone so annoying at such an annoying job.

Terry Crews.