steveasaurus-rex
steven livingston
steveasaurus-rex

Till their ears bleed.

And the chance that they’ll ever pay a dime of that money may not be zero, but it’s as close to zero as you can get and not bridge the uncanny valley.

I really couldn’t give a rat’s puckered ass you were here before me. It ain’t your world, hoss.

And yet there was that Blue Oval adorning their engines.

I like the cut of your jib.

I’ve had enough. Fuck Planet Florida and fuck the government. I no longer consider myself a democrat. I’ll not be associated with a group such weak, soft, spineless cowards. They might as well be actively abetting the right-winged fascist party at this point.

Well, the Portland area of Oregon is pretty damned draconian, but you can jump through enough hoops to get some kind of “parade vehicle” exemption to at least drive it on the street.

Funny how you’re reading the articles, though. We despise Elon for all the obvious reasons. What’s your excuse for sucking up to him?

Don’t get me wrong; I want it hard. But I’d low-ball the living shit out of the seller.

“... first American manufacturer in history...”? So, “history” doesn’t go back too far, huh?

Sadly, homeboy will not get a dime. These evil bastards will appeal this ruling from now until the end of time. They will force that lawyer to fight it until he or his client dies of old age.

You came here to flex... a bicycle???