“The whistles go, WOOOOOOOOOOO!”

This is cool and all but Jokic is already better than Wiggins ever will be.

The children of abusers tend to grow up to become abusers themselves.

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

Upstate NY resident here. An old college room mate (from Binghamton), whom I really do like, had a blueish PT Cruiser that he hated so sooo much. He and his buddies are huge WWE fans (and lovingly shitty to each other), and so they bought him this just to piss him off.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

REFEREE: “That contact was a little nutty, Buddy”

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Seriously. Check out this exact quote from him:

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

+1 carton of Morleys

Successfully made it to my office, away from neighbors, away from bars, and away from TVs. My separation from the NFL is complete!

Nah, I’m not watching the super bowl. Don’t have cable, don’t have an antenna, don’t care to stream, don’t want to go out because I have a sinus infection, don’t give a single fuck about game.

I’ll be reading NDT’s “Welcome to the Universe” because it’s really fun.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Always relevant:

let urban be urban bra,