The Venezuelan Johan Santana (and my favorite of the two) gained notoriety before the Dominican Johan Santana, so he just decided to go by Ervin.

Up until about a month ago I wondered how Devin Booker got so damn good, then I realized I was thinking of Devon Bookert.

I really don’t understand why Terrence Jones is such a leper to teams, there has to be something else. Is it that NBA teams are addicted to stretch 4's and he’ll never be one?

Then we’ve got woke ass Sarah Palin further muddying up the waters - http://gizmodo.com/sarah-palin-says-julian-assange-is-good-now-recommends-1790739207

Don’t blame Kyrie, when he was young his uncle drew him an incorrect model

Aqib Talib???

Much more likely, he’s Hank Scorpio

Can we get some love for the CDMA tank LG 8300? It’s probably the most popular phone among baby boomers still.

I’d think about driving Lyft or Uber until Dieselgate claims it. I was in a difficult situation with a $650 payment on a G37 when I lost my job and it was a couple K underwater ALL THE TIME....but I lived in NY and couldn’t do Uber or Lyft so I got boned.

Poor Steve Young could never get a disgusting enough “before” picture to do Nutrisystem ads

It hurt my soul so much to fork over fourteen American dollars for a Wolfgang puck salad in the Cleveland airport one gloomy (aren’t they all in the Cleveland airport) night. It felt like my soul had been sucked out of me and wilted like the iceberg lettuce masquerading as arugula.

Whore net becomes Hornet

Listen man, that isn’t just blueish...that’s Periwinkle!

As you go further upstate NY they turn into purple and stained beige PT Cruisers...ugh, like a dirty Starter jacket.

The last time I went into Sears or K-Mart they were ridding themselves of ALL their merchandise...this seems convenient.

Calhoun was also a staunch believer in alchemy, blood-letting, and never left the confines of the United States for fear he’d fall off the earth.

Valley Barry?

James Dolan is the manager of the Breastaurant on Undercover Boss 11 times a season

First it’s trans fats, now msg...When are these disgusting white men in NYC just gonna let Charles Oakley ingest whatever poison he wants