Don’t blame Kyrie, when he was young his uncle drew him an incorrect model

Aqib Talib???

I’d think about driving Lyft or Uber until Dieselgate claims it. I was in a difficult situation with a $650 payment on a G37 when I lost my job and it was a couple K underwater ALL THE TIME....but I lived in NY and couldn’t do Uber or Lyft so I got boned.

Poor Steve Young could never get a disgusting enough “before” picture to do Nutrisystem ads

It hurt my soul so much to fork over fourteen American dollars for a Wolfgang puck salad in the Cleveland airport one gloomy (aren’t they all in the Cleveland airport) night. It felt like my soul had been sucked out of me and wilted like the iceberg lettuce masquerading as arugula.

Whore net becomes Hornet

Listen man, that isn’t just blueish...that’s Periwinkle!

As you go further upstate NY they turn into purple and stained beige PT Cruisers...ugh, like a dirty Starter jacket.

The last time I went into Sears or K-Mart they were ridding themselves of ALL their merchandise...this seems convenient.

Calhoun was also a staunch believer in alchemy, blood-letting, and never left the confines of the United States for fear he’d fall off the earth.

Valley Barry?

James Dolan is the manager of the Breastaurant on Undercover Boss 11 times a season

First it’s trans fats, now msg...When are these disgusting white men in NYC just gonna let Charles Oakley ingest whatever poison he wants

It’s too bad Car and Driver never tested my old 92 9000 Aero with bald front tires, I’d say 0-5 added a good 3-4 smoky seconds until it caught

Steve Bannon looks like Curt Schilling’s pink sock

The Cavs need Swaggy P right now

Yeah, this is worse than Rondo’s dissection of the Kings...I’d expect more from LBJ

I think Chelios is like the Bizarro Derek Jeter of the NHL. He’s on the exact opposite end of the spectrum looking more like a crust punk icon than a Backstreet Boy, but when you take their public image out of it they’re both just really good at showing up and being above average. It took me a long time to realize why…

I agree, no problem with Sakic at 48 but the only thing he could do better than Stevie Y was a wrister.

So when are we gonna get to Rory Fitzpatrick?