I want to find this station in Denver that’s at 3,000 feet. Must be at the bottom of a very deep pit.

Good luck trying to sip on your apple juice with those absolute shit-state ride dynamics. Another example of corporate America bending to the will of “stancers” with no regard for customer comfort.

Yet another vehicle ruined by way too much sidewall and way too little tire. When will this epidemic of rubber band-esque tires finally end??

The Jeep Patriot will take you places you’ve never seen, like behind this giant sign

ugh....the people in the slowlane who go 85 then 55 then 90 then 65 then 55, then 75.

“Pure NYC”

You need to make sure you only pass the cardboard air freshener tree through the rubbing alcohol - never let it rest in it.

My first real drunk (and subsequent hangover) was gin and Sprite (ugh). I discovered the next day that Old Spice classic deodorant smells exactly like gin. I immediately stopped using Old Spice.

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

Overheard in Subaru design studio:

At first glance I thought this was a new Ford SUV concept. Curse you blue oval logos!

After the game, Lester said “that the Pirates really came after my booty today.”

It’s a mini. Without the backstory, I could be convinced that BMW added some way for wiper fluid to leak into the crankcase when some buried rubber seal fails.

Oh look, it’s the new 5 series with some M style parts

Damn. I thought I was pedantic

In the future, when DIY is outlawed, only outlaws will DIY.

I’m aching to know why anyone “drool” over a second generation Compass. Ditto any crossover. Ever. Isn’t the base appeal of the segment a basic mediocrity over broad set of criteria?

Got any pictures of it on a flatbed, for realism?