Oh, he beat a woman? Probably tried to kill her? MEH! Get him back on the field! We got FOOTBAWL GAYMZ to play and beer guzzling dipshits to pander to!

Renae sounds like one of those nightmare people that goes shopping on Black Friday and is surprised and really pissed off that there’s no parking, and the 80% off super cool item that was on the sales flier all sold out at 4:30 AM while she meandered in at like 9 AM....who then bitches and complains to a manager that…

It’s only a conspiracy if guns were involved and people might start thinking that it may be a good idea to put some more regulations on who can own deadly firearms and if certain defective behaviors disqualify them from that.

You do realize that the tank expansion is akin to moving someone out of a half-cubicle and putting them into a storage closet, right?

Does it need to be struck by lightning in order to.... come alive?

Except there’s a lot of people out there who use the “GUBMENT NOT GUNNA YOOZ MAH TAXES FER DEM ABERRRRRSHUNZ!” as a convenient talking point, but would actively interfere with anything a woman paid to do with her own money just because she’s a woman and didn’t ask THEIR permission first.

I’m scared...

Erie is a word that, unless you live in the area where the lake exists, is easy to get wrong, and the misspelling of it is understandable.

I wonder if there’s a possibility that the suicide was unintentional and he just hoped to grievously injure himself to take attention away from any investigations into his activities and garner pity to shield him from getting too harsh of a blowback from all the stuff he’s done.

Football is a main reason why I don’t subscribe to cable TV.

Pretty sure Sierra Leone is one of the countries that think having sex with a virgin girl cures all illnesses, along with all this other bullshit.

Yes, valid additions to my point. Thank you.

B-b-bb-ut but but... but...but...FOOTBAAAWWWWLLLL

You know.. he was doing fine on his own actual accomplishments. He’s a genius surgeon that did things no one else was brave enough to try or had succeeded in doing before. Why start making up these bullshit lies?

Free if you complete your education and required service, but there is still a tally of tuition and other costs that ARE paid for... And the DoD will come after your ass with a baster and a cutting board if you screw up and bomb out of your classes or violate the law or the regulations persuant to attending that…

You take that back, sit your ass down, and WRITE MORE DAMNIT.

Not entirely true... there’s a tuition rate and expenses are calculated, they’re just not charged to the students, just the DoD.

No, that’s really the only thing he’s telling the truth about.

Is it just me, or is this whole Gwen and Blake thing reminiscent of trailer trash cheating on their spouses and then moving in together and “showing off” how much happier they are to their exes by making a spectacle everytime someone looks at them?

Yeah, I would get out of my car to pick up 50 cents of change, and would probably panic a bit getting out to grab $90+