Vasectomies are cheap and are covered by most insurance plans!

Naw, it’s just the perfect, cozy, private place for your opinions to be housed and appreciated.

Maybe she can print it out and shove it up your ass where it belongs. :)

Because it’s her body and not yours? Novel concept, I know.

Too bad people are stupid and are going to “hate watch” it anyway.

Protip for Jax and other men that like to brag about women they’ve shagged...

Good on the bar owner for apologizing and getting rid of the employees who acted like assholes. Too bad his bar is now subject to a harassment campaign because people can’t figure out when to fucking stop.

She looks like she just stomped on someone’s new puppy for stumbling on some version of a pirouette.

Your “extra brains” seem keenly focused on worshiping and tending to the whims of a floppy piece of muscle and skin that does two tricks when you tickle it the right way. You’ve centered entire holy books and philosophies around it, AND started several global wars! Amazing.

It’s almost like religion is just an excuse with some literature giving you permission to be a paranoid asshole.

...well now.

Took me sending them a few scathing comments about how I would rather romp naked in a field of nettles than vote for their candidate, but I got off their list.

Did he borrow a modest $1million from his dada to finance his dweams?

It’s not the waiter’s job to make sure you have a designated driver for the night, moron.

Didn’t she proclaim she was no longer black and was now “Dark White”?

So once again, sororities are proven to just be gaggles of breeding sows and stepford wives for fratbros to fuck and decide if they want to keep.

He’s scared that the womens is gonna start getting braver and call him out on his own sexual transgressions in public and make him pee his pants in terror.

Stalking and harassment? I don’t think you know what those words mean, at least in a legal context.

I’d be happier if this guy were just run over by a bus. No need to bring him back... unless fate aims to have him slammed by one here.

Yeah, probably...