Yuppie street cred is such a funny oxymoron.

Ugh... Really? Sean Penn? Why?

Well according to various cannibals in history, human flesh has the same flavor and scent as pork.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong

Not just as an adult... an adult in charge of things and who should have respected opinions/ideals.

“YEH GODDURN GAYS AND WANTIN TAH BE MARRIED. I SHOULD GET ALL THE MARRIAGE! ME! KIM DAVIS! IT’S MY MARRIAGES! YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM!”

7.2bil/11mil = 645 and some change.... Let’s just round down for simplicity sake.

You know... there’s a reason why you’re not supposed to let yourself get pulled around by a little yappy dog that wants to get into absolutely everything that it sees. You get into trouble, and have no one to blame except yourself, because you let a fucking hyperactive chihuahua govern your decisions and choices.

Some of these women may have wanted something serious with them, that’s the thing. Part of their ‘game’ is to capitalize on that desire and ride it until it becomes ‘inconvenient’ to deal with. Appeal to the lady’s desire to find a mate for life, mate with her as many times as possible, and skip out when the clingy…

I can really only stand the odor of charred bacon for so long. I’d rather that be done as far away from where I live as possible.

I’m sure his favorite actor/comedian is Adam Sandler.

Yellow journalism has no integrity.

Don’t extradite him here... Shuttle him off to Mars. By himself. With no oxygen or food or bathroom facilities.

“And yes, you can be a very serious and substantial woman and also allow the planets to rule your soul!”

You’re well on the way to looking exactly like Michael Jackson, Kylie.

Poisoning people so you don’t have to dig into your own bonus by issuing a recall is callous disregard for the lives of others. Salmonella isn’t some walk in the park “lol I shit a lot and my stomach hurt but no big!” thing. It’s horrible. It’s agonizing. It’s DEADLY. Your business interests mean nothing compared to…

I would think she should have a bigger phobia of causing harm to her child by wildly flying out of the car when it’s moving, but you know... whatevs. I guess this is a “you do you, lol” situation.

Looks boring

I wonder how it feels to be outclassed by a bunch of classless peers.

Oh oh oh! I’m sure it was just some MENTAL ILLNESS that made him do it! He needs help, not judgment! It was the gun that did it, he was powerless to control it! WHY DIDN’T THE GIRLFRIEND HAVE A GUN OF HER OWN TO STOP HIM?! OR THE PRIEST?! The baby should have had a glock too! IT’S NOT HIS FAULT QUIT MANPERSECUTING…