Abusive men are nothing more than entitled fuckwits that use violence to get what they want or to make sure others can’t have it.

He effectively mutilated his child. An infant’s hand is, maybe, the size of a walnut all balled up. A bullet going through that either removed the hand or likely made it so that the kid will never be able to use it.

“I NEED TO BE RELEVENT OR MAH MONEYZ GONNA GO AWAY. AAAAAAH!!! THE BROWN CHILD’S A TURRURRUST! AAAAAAAH!!!! HE PROCLAIMED INNOCENSE EVEN DOH THA OFFICERS SAID HE BEEN BAD! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! MAKE ME VICE PWESDIDENT SO I CAN QUIT AFTER 6 MONTHS PWEEEEEEZE!!!”

Oh look, someone who took a topic that has nothing do to about them and turned it into a self victimization pulpit.

HURR DURR IT ARE CAWNSPEERSAY TO MAYK MAH DAWTUHZ TAKE THA DEVIL MADE BURTH KERNTWOL PILLZ BLARGHLE LARGHLE I SEE WUSSHA FWUM MAH PORCH

Previous lesson plans were created by the Duggar cult, obviously.

Fuck off, Kris, you’re not in the military or in a uniformed setting where referring to people as their last names is appropriate. Call your former spouse Caitlyn or keep your botoxed mouth shut.

It’s my understanding that Muslims don’t eat pork ribs, bacon, or drink beer and wine.

That was part of the scheme. Everyone expects rich people to be kidnapped and ransomed for millions. No one expects middle class people to be ransomed for thousands.

You found a diamond in the rough.

Or you’re Jen from the Batdad videos

Yes, as a white person, I need to be assured that my feelings are accounted for on every single issue. Constantly. Without fail. Never stopping. WHY IS NO ONE ASKING ME I DECLARE REVERSE RACISM!

Ahmed needs to make her a clock that tells her to take her birth control.

Well now

I honestly don’t know, but I’d hate for him to get transferred to another school if he has friends at this one.

I’m hoping there’s massive amounts of scholarships for this kid when he gets to his senior year and is looking at what colleges to go to.

Clearly proper procedures are to let the rest of the kids stay in a potentially dangerous situation while you isolate the brown immigrant muslim kid in a room to get bullied by 5 police officers with no legal or parental representation, of which is a violation of that child’s civil liberties.

This is awesome. I am very happy to hear this, and the fact that the potentially innocent man on death row got a stay of execution hours before he was to get the needle.

Oh yeah, that quote. It precedes the chapter where Jesus told all the poor and disenfranchised to go fuck themselves, built a fence around Israel, and sexually assaulted Mary Magdalen for some transgression she didn’t do.

...fucking hell.

Perfect example of how “Pro Life” isn’t pro life at all... but pro birth.