Truly, no successful product in the History of Things has launched this way.

Speak for yourself! I consider anyone who paid an extra $1-2k or more for a car company’s clunky tech package, with a Windows-95-esque navigation interface on a low res screen, to be a sucker. Google Nav and / or Waze are miles ahead of most anything, and, like you say, de graca. I would pay extra for in-dash cell…

These are seats for humans, right? I’m seeing some egress problems in this general area....

“Guys... guys... I’m gonna cry if you don’t buy me.... I’m just as good as an Escalade, I swear!”

Don’t have VW for just trying to get some of the Camry/Accord market segment! The only reason this should be here is because you/we expect better, more interesting things from them, and they went full beige instead. Beige = Green, my man.

I’m not ashamed to say, it looks like a really fun business to be in. Is it basically something you pick up working in a detailing shop?

Did you go? What is the best time of year for Aurora Borealis?

Iceland’s Route 1, full ring. Granted, you can’t drive to it, but it might be the best road trip out there.

It’s still hard for me to understand why Saab failed, since their product was pretty much universally considered to be amazing. It kind of undermines my whole worldview of good capitalism. If you make a great product, shouldn’t success follow?

Fun fact: Andy Serkis did a lot of the mocap for this game, and the voice acting for Monkey. I didn’t realize until the end, either, that Monkey is basically an ultra-buff Serkis.

I’m sure she’ll miss you most of all.

A. Five second car reviews should be a thing, maybe?

This is somewhere between a David Lynch film and an epic trolling job by early writers of the British The Office. Except, it’s real?

Further irony: If you actually had a good condition V6 AWD Milan today, you would stand out (at least among car nerds).

The clues were murky, and the police were swamped. If it were my case, I would have dived right in.

Looks like they’re finally getting to the bottom of this case.

Daily driving one of these is a straight-faced bucket list requirement for me. Not a GT-R, not a Lambo, not a classic, an R8. Good to see they are getting “unpopular”.

Shut up and take my kidney!

Had a close buddy in high school who turned 16 before me, and because he kind of had a rich dad, a brand new Toyota Tacoma 4x4 was waiting in his driveway for him. When you’re 16 and something like that happens, you pretty much drive directly to your poorer friend (me) to show it off, and I indulged him. He picks me…

Here is the actual link. Link goes to the wrong car (a nicer 2002 that doesn’t meet the requirements!)