Bucket lists should all include driving a what-the-hell-is-that vehicle wherever-the-hell-you-want. Added bucket list bonus: it will try to kill you, if that’s what you’re into.

I swore I would never be “the BMW guy” on one of these lists, but I have to compromise for the pre-bro era models: 1976 BMW 2002

But, what if it was a Focus GT-RS shooting brake with the new Ford flat-plane crank V8?

I’ve heard all different things when it comes to swapping the air intake & filter (for a K&N package, for instance). Haven’t done it myself, and my impression is that for anything naturally aspirated, don’t bother. But it seems like it would benefit something like a tuned turbocharged 4-cylinder.

Grimes makes me miss Crystal Castles :(

Dear concept artists: Why do you always forget the tires?

I installed Waze for about 6 minutes last year. Didn’t take long to notice that it was showing me other Waze users nearby, and the speed they were going. An app that broadcasts my speed to the public? Uninstalled.

Ferrari:

See, I keep telling everyone that FWD can be awesome, but no one believes me!

My involuntary reaction to seeing the Juke in person was “what an afterbirth of a design”.

You never know, could just be a nameplate belonging to an Irishman. Fergus O’Emiss’n.

Hate all you want Jalopnerds, it’s still a really attractive car.

“Oh, so your job is to take things that are already working, and fix them.”

Spot on with this one; soon to be discontinued.

For that price, you could have gotten a C7 Stingray (or 2).

Looks like a Bentley and a Grand Cherokee had an adorable baby. Would DD!

They should switch to diesels, I hear VW has some extras lying around.

Totally excellent name for a car company, dude!

March 2018 headline:

What’s the current black market value of a kidney? Anybody?