YOU AH-BUYIN' AH PUHMA!

The only people with bigger balls than rally drivers are rally spectators.

I remember going over these kind of things in Texas. They are violently huge sometimes, like the yellow ones dividing 2-way streets. If I were driving a low car with run-flats (like the Porsche?), I might swerve to miss them, but it is hard to imagine how that could lead to total loss of control.

Is there a way I can make $88/hour as a snarky blog commenter?

That's a true addict right there. The second something stressful happens, light up!

Always be sure to swap insurance info and twitter feed handles at the scene of an accident, kids.

To pull out my phone and take a picture.

Maybe I am disturbed. I saw "King Pedo" in it.

Just this morning I saw a plate reading "KINGPED". I was tempted.

Oh no, they almost crashed into his finger.

What a maroon, sliding all over the place on those skinny tires. Get an SUV, loser!

As always, $kaycog's library of photos impresses me.

Eagerly awaiting the picture of a hottie posing next to a bus.

I'll just leave this cold water here in case anyone needs it.

Sorry. I meant 192 meters.

No thanks. I can't stand these automatics that can't make up their mind what gear to be in. 8 gears = too hyper. "Oh, you want to accelerate a little? How about I jump from 5th to 2nd?"

Also, COTD nomination.

Buddy vs Burgundy, Round 1. Fight!

I'm Ron Burgundy?