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Charlie B. Sharenative
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Looks like a normal family holiday road trip to me.

You were 400' from my office with a new Mustang??!! I would have come running!

That new Camaraccorgenesifusion Martin is looking great.

Camaraccorgenesifusion Martin! Sweet!

Naw, they totally ripped off Lada here, with some BMW L7 for good measure. Obviously.

Did the color inexplicably attract females via some unknown natural force?

Right. You see the Detomaso Pantera in it too? With a bit of Vanagon?

Wide, square-ish butt, black bar around the tail lights, thick body, high window line. Not the strongest resemblance in the list, I confess.

It really looks like the illegit love child of like 7 other cars.

Wow, I had not seen the 2014 Miata yet! Looking sweet.

6/10, would hoon.

Not loving the wheels. But I'm not sure why....

Not only is it ridiculous, it's business as usual in government. It's how representatives get their pet projects funded, and favors granted.

It's the beginning of the end, car dealers. Nobody loves you.

"Your package has arrived. Please sign here, or be incinerated."

I hear you. I have a man-crush on the S5, German DSGs, and all flat-bottom steering wheels.

The car is so much damn fun, you wouldn't even miss your carbon fiber or woodgrain, or whatever you are looking for after 15 minutes in it. And for the record, the interior is overall on par with at least a Cadillac, if not a base model 5-series. The seats and body fit are a big, big win.

For that price, you could have had 50 C7 Stingrays.

If God is a thrift-minded car nut from 'Murica, then yes.

Great write-up of my favorite car. But I disagree on 2 points: the yellow and blackness looks just toasty, and 9/10 value? Really? What more could they possibly have done to make it a 10/10, throw in a swimsuit model from Mississippi and a Fender Telecaster?