I only buy smarties and dum-dum suckers. I then hand out the candy based on my impression of the child’s parents.

Heard that. I’m a true crime freakaleek, and any show I’ve seen on this case tries to make Andrea Yates the unfortunate, but villainous character while praising her husband and his strength getting through such a hard time. It was clear to me she was a truly troubled woman who listened to her God and husband tell her…

It’s a uniform! It’s his job. Have you seen the uniform guidelines? They’re extremely detailed. There is no question about exactly how they are to look and represent their team when stepping onto the field - down to shoe tape color. I know you are smart. I know you get it. I see your point too, okay? I’m not saying…

Never gets old. The gif I mean. Not Kelsey.

Oh...duh. I didn’t even catch that. Wow.

Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

Seriously. I don’t even necessarily disagree with the piece, but this response from the writer? Several times over? Come on.

Mayonnaise, actually.

For the next shade court just submit 10,000 copy pastes of the fiction definition. I want to see all the staff be afraid of you (unless of course, they already are!)

I know my Mom was stoked when she saw how fat my pussy was the last time she was over.

Do it another 10,000 times and you’ll get this badge.

So you’d be okay with any anachronism in any movie as long as it’s clearly fiction? No problems with, for example, a Robin Hood movie where he wins the archery contest with a machine gun? Or an adaptation of Last of the Mohicans where Hawkeye rides a roller coaster?

Can you please post this definition again. I haven't seen it enough times in this thread.

Okay, but if the movie featured people talking on their cell phones despite taking place in the 40s, would you make the same excuse or would you think that was a weird choice to make?

what is this abomination and how can I watch it immediately

I’ve done that! A friend was engaged for the second time. Her first engagement had ended about a year prior to this engagement. She confessed to me that she hated how people kept kidding her about “all” of her engagements. So when we were at a book club meeting, another woman there said “Oh wow, engaged again. Are you…

Having Tim Gunn stop believing in you would be 947 times harder than having Tyra Banks stop believing in you.

The worst thing about sexy costumes is the same thing that’s wrong with all prepackaged costumes: They’re BOOOOOOOOORING.

While I appreciate the pizza slices doing the extra job of pointing to the real main attraction...Isn’t part of the allure of Pizza Rat the size of the pizza vis a vis the rat? Like who wouldn’t dream of eating a slice of pizza that is big enough for them to sleep on?

Don’t touch other people without permision. Don’t Touch Other People Without Permission. DON’T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT PERMISSION!