“Look, we’ve got a serious problem here. A lot of boys don’t think careers in a STEM field are cool. What can we do to fix that?”

I’m pretty upset about it. Thanksgiving is objectively the best holiday, and we’re blowing right past her.

Yeah. I mean, gender issues aside, I sort of feel like there’s not a lot of reasons any journalist should ever be sitting on the lap of someone they’re interviewing, much less a presidential candidate.

I hope it was in haiku form.

As long as you don’t start working security, no one’s going to give a fuck.

It’s actually an Australian Aboriginal word meaning “girl”, so not related to Hindu culture at all.

He sounds like an insufferable little shit, and a terrible lover. But I don’t like the tone of the article that seems to imply that it’s ok if women refuse to give blow jobs but that men who don’t eat pussy are pussies. Honestly, both men and women need too get over their squeamishness about oral sex and I will side…

Accurate. Oliver to Trump:

I’d vote for either of them but, truthfully, as much as I’d love a female president I’m more excited about Bernie.

I love how it would have been perfectly acceptable to serve a couple 14 margaritas and watch them drive off if they had left a fat tip, but somehow it was being cheap that made them unfit to drive?

PEOPLE WHO INTERRUPT THE CASHIER WHO’S DEALING WITH SOMEONE ELSE, EVEN IF IT’S TO ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION, ARE GARBAGE PEOPLE AND SHOULD ALL FALL DOWN, REPEATEDLY!!!! (sorry, this Monday is having a case of the Mondays and I’m being a grumpy-face and that was something I HATED. I mean HATED!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!one!!!…

I worked on that analogy for weeks.

Has anyone ever encountered the seemingly rare-er ladyspreader? I took the bus the other day and this woman had her legs spread wide enough to block anyone in the seat next to her. It was super rude. I glared at her.

Peace and compassion to you. :)

I can’t even watch this. Fathers who are staring this hard at their daughters’ asses are disgusting and should be ashamed.

Well that’s the grossest thing I’ve seen today.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

Speaking of color-coding, nothing drives me quite as batty as those fucking headbands for baby girls. They look like garters! STOP THE MADNESS!

A lot of regular makeup is manufactured in China as well. The FDA doesn’t have much power to regulate the cosmetics industry. If congress wasn’t such a mess, they still wouldn’t do anything about it, so whatever.

Farts in the light butt