And then he got so excited he had to call Mother so they could go "pray together".

Because the alternative to protecting the ACA is worse. At the very least, don't you care about the people who are currently benefiting from the ACA's Medicaid expansion?

Don't forget that Marco Rubio intentionally sabotaged the ACA by zeroing out funding for the risk corridors in 2014. Turns out that if you remove parts of a bill designed to make it work, it doesn't work as well.

Was this existing website "Stormfront", by any chance? Because, uh, freaking out about the Rothschilds tends to be a hobby of people who are Illuminati conspiracy theorists and/or raging antisemites. Just in case you aren't either of those things, just letting you know.

Which is odd because hate speech is absolutely against AV Club's commenting policy.

Clinton outperformed the baseline predicted by the fundamentals models that predict most of the presidential elections of the last half-century. She did fine. The problem was in assuming that a bellowing halfwit like Trump would skew the numbers enough to lose. He actually did, a little bit. Wasn't enough. Political…

The problem here is that right now "the President is missing" would be seen as a cause for celebration, not terror.

Tedious comments?

What does the "current situation in the US" have to do with him?

Ironically that's actually a pretty great description of a lot of the "ethnic whites" that Dennis vaguely resembles and that Trump's election was excessively attributed to. Suspicious of brown people, not so big on the gays, but they want their government handouts.

I mean, yes, but also, yes? Dennis Duffy is an amazing character on an incredible show. I liked reading the rest but I was definitely looking forward to the 30 Rock part.

If he's a troll, he's the most persistent troll I've ever known. He's been here for years and years and years.

The master list of regional food disputes I would be happy never to hear about again:

There's dairy in Kraft Singles. They just can't be labeled cheese because they contain milk protein concentrate. The FDA is very picky about this stuff.

Yeah, basically, although Kenji from Serious Eats figured out a process for turning any cheese into delicious goo:

Okay, that Joel Dongsteen bot is incredible. It's such a dumb joke but the substitution works way too well way too frequently.

They gave a bunch of people HIV?

Kind of depends on whose stories you believe. For both men. If we limit it just to the things that are pretty conclusively proven, Clinton's a little better. If we believe everything even remotely credibly claimed about either, they're both horrible people and I wouldn't care to try to weigh them against each other.

I think even Michelle Bachmann could manage just keeping it to a bunch of glurge about Jesus and how the founding fathers loved Jesus and how all of us Judeo-Christians love Jesus so much, "traditional values" wink wink.

I dunno. I think it's uniquely vile, even if it isn't important in the broader scheme of things. This guy can't even manage to keep a hold on himself when talking to Boy Scouts. He didn't just say one fucked up thing but three (talking shit about the previous president, advocating for current legislation, making a…