If any previous President had done something like this it'd be one of the defining gaffes of their career. At least on a level with Poppa Bush puking on that guy.

I met some wonderful, thoughtful people in scouting. I also met some of the most virulently bigoted and paranoid gun nuts I've ever met. I also met some people who were fascists in all but name. It attracts all kinds.

Should have went with the one who was endangering our national security via e-mail, I guess.

I knew it was going to be this comic. Good ol' PBF.

I think the part that pushes it over the edge is how he follows that up with a "I'll tell you when you're older" line.

It's a different program. Paint has been basically the same codebase updated over time (there was a big overhaul in Windows 7). This was a new program built from scratch, to my understanding. The underlying APIs are different. It's mostly a distinction of interest to nerds.

The invincibility stars are yellow. It checks out.

I think Superman has a beard right now.

Fuck MS Paint anyway. The coolest, most refined shitposters use MacPaint.

They're replacing it with a newer program also called Paint.

They have a new paint program, Paint 3D, which incorporates features from their previous 3D Builder software. So Windows still comes with a free paint program.

Yes, an old. If you find that usage remarkable you might be an old.

Aren't the remote-controlled suits in AoU unarmed?

The Swedish envoy Esaias Pufendorf, witnessing a fox-tossing contest held in Vienna in March 1672, noted in his diary his surprise at seeing the Holy Roman Emperor Leopold I enthusiastically joining the court dwarfs and boys in clubbing to death the injured animals; he commented that it was remarkable to see the…

I feel like the new design looks more blackfacey than anything previous, which is saying something.

I hope you're not disparaging O'Brien.

And thus the '09 movie is also part of a computer simulation. Which makes sense to me.

But when an actual human person on Earth in 2017 says "10 years" they mean "10 Earth years".

That's a valid point, but it certainly doesn't do much to justify this show, which is setting it in the earlier part of the timeline in order to… have a bunch of Klingons and Vulcans again.

This is a great joke that took me much longer to get than I care to admit.