Every single design change of the AV Club over the years has made less and less content visible on the homepage. I’m expecting in 5 years the next revision will just have a single article per page surrounded by a halo of ads.

Yeah, Kinja was originally developed as Nick Denton’s attempt to do a Digg/Reddit style news aggregation site. Then he tried to kind of make it LiveJournal. Then he decided to turn it into a CMS for his sites. All of this is because he had access to cheap overseas programming labor.

Naw, the design for Kinja sites just has a ton of empty space. Always been like that.

Disqus actually supports that, but AVC had it disabled. Probably because it’s a super bad idea. Look forward to the right-wing trolls posting pictures of people who have been shot in the face!

Eat shit

FUCK yes.

Recently when the eclipse was coming I really wanted to say that I'd invented a new drink to commemorate it, called (of course) the Eclipse. The recipe for the Eclipse is that you open a bottle of whiskey and drink from it until the sun goes out. The joke is that this is just a slight variation of my go-to cocktail,…

Basically it should be something along the lines of "fuck u for calling me a biggot you jew hommo"

I don't know what's happening, but fuck the AV Club, and fuck each and every one of you personally, and fuck NOEL BITCHASS MURPHY.

I have a soft spot for a lot of Billy Joel but that song eats ass.

Hell yeah!

Will there be a guest appearance by William Joel?

I've never seen a turtle and not been like "oh fuck yes, I'm seeing a turtle."

*Our. Because for some reason that aspect of the feature name makes it like ten times as obnoxious.

Isn't "most popularly eaten species are endangered or threatened" answer enough? Seriously, I'd be much more interested in "why don't Americans eat more rabbit", considering that rabbit is actually farmed intensively in other English-speaking countries and tastes pretty good.

Good job

Yeah, this is silly. There isn't any obvious gay subtext in Sherlock Holmes, but there is a shit-ton in Xena.

I haven't ever gotten into any of his work. A friend of mine was big into Buffy and we gave it a shot, but I didn't dig it. I don't think I've seen any of his movies. I don't really know what else he's done.

I would like to state for the record that I would love to sample Usain Bolt's jerk. I want him to put that jerk right in my mouth. I hope after he's finished with the UK he jerks all over the USA.

Eat a ton of shit