The secret MVP of beef wellington is not the beef or the pastry, it's the duxelles.

Not too long ago there were stories about how Trump's staff printed up copies of a county-by-county election map so Trump could look at all the red and reminisce about what he always inexplicably refers to as "the victory". It seems to me that there's plenty of evidence that he responds well to his staffers bringing…

Trump has been in the public eye for decades. I don't think we need to assume anything about him.

Do you think Barack Obama killed people in the Middle East because they were brown-skinned?

You held your nose and voted for Bernie in the general election?

Is it better to kill people with non-robots? Boots on the ground?

Yeah, a 16-year-old referring to their "brand" is honestly way more upsetting to me than president dipshit retweeting said 16-year-old.

This is true, but try telling all the restaurants serving chipotle aioli or the like. It's too often used as a generic term meaning "flavored blender mayo".

People need to stop adding beaten egg and stuff to their burgers. It's not a meatloaf. The meat sticks together naturally.

In my experience the other problem is over-forming the patty. My dad always used to massage and press and flatten and shape the patties and it'd always be chewy and dry. You gotta press it together just enough to hold its shape. It's like making good pancake batter.

Very appropriate from the party of the man who said this:

I mostly just watch stuff from Conan on YouTube, so I just missed that.

Does Conan really touch politics that much?

I'm surprised to hear Meyers' audience actually laughing. For some reason his audience is always either dead or super low in the mix, which is awkward since his style is kind of designed to soak up some laughs. I like him a lot more than I used to, but let's be honest, subtlety is not his thing. Every time he tells a…

I'm surprised to hear Meyers' audience actually laughing. For some reason his audience is always either dead or super low in the mix, which is awkward since his style is kind of designed to soak up some laughs. I like him a lot more than I used to, but let's be honest, subtlety is not his thing. Every time he tells a…

in yo mouth

What are you talking about?

French fries are dry, salty, fatty, and mild in flavor. Ketchup is moist, sweet, and tart. The flavors are complementary. The same principle applies to chips and salsa, bread and butter, roast beef and horseradish, biscuits and gravy, or what have you.

The big difference for MK8 for me is that they restored the ability to hold two items at once. That makes it easier to defend yourself against red shells in the lead, although I also get the impression that they've slightly worsened the items you get in the lead to balance that out a bit.

I even see people putting it in the acronym, like "H:ZD"!