There’s just something icky about it. Like finding out your stepbrother does cake-sitting porn. You don’t want to judge, and no one’s getting hurt, but still.

Underrated

I’m so glad that Neutral By Nature’s nihilist rap career never really took off.

Action Hero John Krasinski really needs to go away. I’d believe Action Hero Pam Beesly or Super Assassin Meredith Palmer more.

“I want ice cream.” = “Immigrants are rapists and murderers.”

 I’m convinced Hollywood is still a giant orgy on top of a mountain of cocaine.

Ha! I commented with the same thing. There is a 0% chance that we’re deluding ourselves with this belief.

My brother and I were both adopted so obviously my parents never had sex. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

I’m thankful that you told this story.

It seems that other people know an awful lot about the entirety of their parents’ sexual history—way more than I do about mine (and way, way more than I’d ever want to know). Why is that? Did they ask? Did their parents tell? Did they keep a chart on the kitchen wall?

This is straight up hilarious

One Thanksgiving morning, my brother-in-law (an adult) walked in on my parents-in-law doing something you never ever want to see your mom doing to your dad. He was horrified and as soon as my husband and I walked in for dinner, he told us angrily, “I saw mom going down on dad this morning!” and it was very awkward but…

I’d bring up Marlon or Richard at every Thanksgiving, but I enjoy watching discomfort unfold.

The least believable part of the story was that Brando was charming.

Maybe, although it wouldn’t have been young, hot Brando.

My parents had sex three times. Me, and my two brothers. I don’t want to hear anything else lalallalalalalalalalalIcanthearyou! lalalalalalalallalalalalalalala!

I’ve actually put some thought into this at one time or another, and based on her marital history, stories she’s shared about her past, and stuff I’ve witnessed that I kinda wish I hadn’t, I’d estimate my mother’s bedded a total of 8-10 partners. But the thing is, my mom is a buttoned up church lady, not a debauched…

I’m 98% sure is one of your parents slept with young Brando, they’d have bragged about it at every Thanksgiving until their death.

It’s part of the “I’m thankful for” part.