Fallon drove me nuts on SNL. He constantly broke and laughed like he was so charming. It’s fun when the really great actors on SNL break because they do it on rare occasion, and you know they’re having a great time with the comedy. Seeing Farley make Spade laugh, or Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig cause each other to…

Part of it is that our politicians are so stingy when it comes to paying for the programs that would help in these disasters. And with the situation in Puerto Rico (and the US Virgin Islands being completely forgotten), it’s obvious that we can’t rely on Trump’s government to do anything right or in a timely manner.

Every rider I’ve had has contained nothing but cheap liquor because that’s all you’re entitled to when you’re in a shitty rock band relegated to playing dive bars. My dream rider would involve (but isn’t limited to) the following:

“Persperate”??? Seriously? Did you pick up that one “conversating” with someone?

I want this as my life rider.

Cinnamon Altoids

Goddamn I love Martha Plimpton. I’ve harbored a secret desire to be pals with her since I was a wee Dootlittle.

It’s Whitney. She manages a couple cringe-worthy mistakes every weekend. I’ve come to feel kind of sorry for her, in lieu of allowing my head to explode.

Max Zorin

You have clearly thought this one through. I’m impressed.

High quality salami and prosciutto from the best local butcher, fruit punch, and Grand Legacy vodka. Never pay premium for vodka.

Came here for this!

Aaron Carter or Tilda Swinton.

Heroin and taco bell. Probably have the lawyer right it up to be a bit harder to screw me on a technicality, something like “no less than 3.5 grams of 80% pure or better heroin and 2 chicken soft tacos and a 7-layer burrito from Taco Bell - to be prepared no less than 15 minutes before consumption”.

I recently discovered Fever Tree tonic and can no longer drink Schweppes, Canada Dry, or any other brand that has high fructose corn syrup. It’s like manna from Heaven!!

I know it’s not, but at first I thought Tilda Swinton.

I can’t imagine what I would be doing on my world tour. My husband and I joke that we could teach cuddling seminars because we have named some of our positions. There’s Sidecar, Texas Twister, Pitty. My rider would be Harry Potter books in Spanish and English, herbal teas, cooking magazines, and zines from the city…

That’s just her opinionation.

Gabriel Mann maybe? He was on Revenge.

Gabriel Mann. He was in Revenge, criminally mis/underused, both actor and character.