I was doing Weight Watchers the first time yogurt cups decreased noticeably and everyone on the forums went batshit insane. It threw the dairy portions off and made us all do MATH, quelle horreur. Turns out estimating fractions was worth no activity points.

She smiles like she has an arm between her teeth and she’s trying to tear it off.

The damned comments don’t show up half the time, and it’s not just the grays. I can see in my dashboard that there are 13 replies to the beauty thread I started, but when I go into SNS from the article headline and scroll down there are only 4 replies showing.

LOL love that I misspelled “incompetent”. Keep on sucking, Steph.

I use the Bic Silky Touch, though they’re only good for about 3 uses. I tried the cheapo men’s kind, but they were too wide and I hacked up my ankles.

Beauty thread! Post your likes, dislikes, wants, haves.

I blew up my entire life during freshman year of college, when I realized I was totally imcompetent at what I’d wanted to do since kindergarten. Duckling will be fine as long as she builds skills and understands her strengths.

You’re going to wake up in a few weeks and miraculously feel better. Don’t let it fool you into overdoing things. The pain will come back again later. Ribs heal very, very strangely.

Three people in the past week have told me that eating local honey helps with allergies, because pollen or whatever. Shoveling sticky bee vomit into my maw is just what I want to be doing when my entire head is melting and leaking 24-7.

I am Picasso! I cut off my ear with a razor in a major shaving accident, then mailed it off to an ex-girlfriend, just for laughs! And I guess I paint, too.

Mr. Peele has a lot of political capital to spend right now, maybe he can help that along for the missus.

Based on what I’ve had to shovel out of my yard, domesticated cat.

Maybe he took it down because of the convenience fee. IIRC Visa and MC only allow them on credit, not debit, and “put more money in your account” implies it was a debit card.

I actually just started binging this show. Sorry, I might be cursed.

I stuff the slivers into a knee-high stocking. Once you have a few in there, it turns into a nice foaming dispenser.

None of these have enough trunk space. For that kind of money in NJ, he’s going to need a lot of room to take the Thing to the Place.

It’s one-third of an evil law firm. #TeamSpuffy

His conversation with the agents comes across as ridiculously coherent, given that he was just woken up and hungover. I’d be all “Huh? I make funnies. Why u mad?”

That is fair, though I personally would need two hours minimum to feel comfortable planning something right after a dinner out. My husband eats the way glaciers move.

Nitro is among my least-favorite milk stouts, yet it seems to be the one everyone carries. You had me at pumpernickel, though, so I’ll definitely give this a go.