Oh, coffee is disgusting, you’re totally right. It’s just more career-friendly than snorting Smarties at my desk.

It sounds like there is a serious lack of system redundancy in medical tech. RAID has been around since what, the late 80s? Spread peoples’ embryos across multiple units in several locations.

I think that’s intentional, to hike up the click-through counts.

Interesting. Tea makes me nicer. I drink coffee when I wish to be acerbic.

Got pulled over for “crossing the yellow line” on a two-lane road.

It’s only messy if you’re standing too close. If you have a good eye and a steady finger, you can be quite far away.

I really, really doubt those headphones stay put and work properly. Making your cat deaf = no bueno. Don’t be Bradley Nowell.

NTA is an insurance company. NEA is the union.

I got burned by an FSA (they nitpicked every single charge to death, required multiple types of proof, kept losing and re-requesting receipts) and basically torched my card and swore it off forever. Do HSAs operate that same way?

WcDonald’s. A dweam wiffin a dweam.

DeVos! I was agreeing with you. I should have specified, but I freaking love that clip, and got over-excited.

TIL that people still use LiveJournal.

Harry had to come back, or else we would have no Easter and the candy industry would collapse.

My R56 was the most enjoyable and most problematic car I ever owned.

I am frantically unstarring and re-starring you. Hazelnuts are the styrofoam garbage of the legume world.

Love Coke with amaretto, but those days are behind me.*

Riding English = Communism?

I saw this as a server—the elderly wanted their coffee and soup near boiling. I think as we get older and our taste buds give up the ghost, the beverages get hotter to compensate.

I’m contributing ~$10,000 a year now, so ~$8500 short.