WTF is caul....oh, fuck you Google. *barfs*

YES. Nailed it.

*ears perk up*

When someone wears sunglasses all the time, I automatically assume they’re on something.

I can’t decide how I feel about that dress. Either it’s a cool Halloweenish anti-fashion statement, or it used to be lace and she was locked in a room with a cat.

I love that you’ve perfectly captured the bumpkin-splaining accent.

When are they going on BOGO? I want to join roller derby.

BUNNIES AREN’T JUST CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES

It’s probably the cat, in between taking bites of their flesh.

I have overly invasive questions about the edible glitter on the cake pop. Get back to me in 6-12 hours.

MINI people are so kind; when I first bought my R56 I was completely confused about why random strangers were waving at me! Sorry, guys. It took me a few days to catch on.

So we now live in a world in which Pru is the good one? This feels strange.

It’s the absolute worst place to take off weight. Hell, in the NE it’s a standard winter scene for a bunch of folks in a parking lot to rush over to pile into a truck bed and help someone stuck spinning their back wheels. Everyone snowblows into their truck beds before throwing it anywhere else.

So what you’re saying is that Rhino Linings has lobbyists now.

If he didn’t destroy Pootie Tang, he won’t destroy this.

Thank you, this is really helpful.

One of my closest friends is a military spouse, and her favorite tip for tolerating deployment is to go for massages regularly. You become starved for touch when your significant other is away for long periods, and it really messes with your head. A bit of innocent physical contact with someone is a big help.

I still have my childhood twin bed, in our spare room. It has prevented us from creating a legit guest room for coupled friends, which is either a bug or a feature depending on which spouse you ask.

I need a new lash grower, but MLMs...ugh. I loved Urban Decay Lush Lash but it’s discontinued.

I have done independent research, I’m just not sure how to fight this “We use this walled-off information you can’t have to decide your salary” nonsense. It drives the scientist in me bonkers. Thank you, though.