#NotAllWalkingUncircumcisedPenises

Agreed! The lovely, intelligent people of Jezebel have been a balm on this rash of an election season.

I still think mine should have caught on (a rotten persimmon)

Mar-a-Lago Sog-e-cheeto

I want “Kellyanne Conway’s Freakshow Curator”

This.I live in a red county, and whenever a neighbor/coworker starting talking politics, I would have loved to have Rod Serling saunter in with his whisky and cigarette and say something like “Meet Ella, who lives in a sleepy little community. All that changed when an overflowing diaper of baby diarrhea descended a…

If I find that one I’ll add it!

I would have been lost without all of you for these last 18 orange tinged months. You guys kept me sane. Every time the Twilight Zone feeling descended I looked to you, authors and fellow Kinjateers to reassure me that the whole country hadn’t lost its friggin’ mind. We laughed, we cried, we voted and hopefully in the…

FUCK I could have sworn I called him a walking uncircumcised penis somewhere but now I can’t find it. But anyway he looks like a walking uncut dick

I’m waiting for the final one: “Not our President”

I love you all so much for taking something so very bleak and creating this glorious poetry-filled list. Reading Jez’s Trump descriptions has honestly been the single best thing to come out of this election for me.

Someone call Carl Sagan, because you deserve all the stars.

IKR? So, if you grabbed another guy’s cock, would he protest? Would he punch you? - What’s the difference with grabbing a woman? She probably won’t fight you. THAT’s the part we have to change.

A super secret plan. And it’s good. Really good. You just wait. This plan is the best.

rape seems to be the only crime that we have to account for and give a solid justification for our in-the-moment response

my annoying deer-in-the-headlights reaction is not rare

A-fucking MEN

Actually this is what did it for me. She’s posted some nonsense before but this was when I was all “Hide from feed. NOW.” Facebook asked me to stop yelling. And the number of other women that were all “Well said!” made me so sad I needed a shot of tequila.

“How does a woman vote?”