But, but! VAGINAS! WOMEN! BLEEDING FROM THEIR WHATEVERS!

Ooh maybe it was at the infamous Michael Richards show when this went down...?

Is this a thing? Are you not supposed to laugh at comedy shows? Is there an appropriate level of laughter?

I mean, “slapping Donald Trump Jr. while he’s wearing a Yankees jersey” is probably the thing that I’ve found most sympathetic and understandable that Trump has ever done.

I firmly believe Trump the elder to be corrupt, racist, and frighteningly unintelligent, completely ill-equipped to be the president of our nation, and that a single term under him would set us back a minimum of 2 additional terms, and that presumes the succeeding terms were staffed by intelligent people who set out…

My roommate in roughly 2008 was so drunk in mid-conversation he stood up from the couch and pissed on the carpet between four of us. It was one of the most shocking moments of my life, just pissed right there on the carpet and had no clue what he did. When he was at work the next day we covered the entire house in…

THIS!

Donald, Jr. is the most slappable son. Eric is the most “thrust a crucifix in his face and dispatch him with a wooden stake”-able son.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

So hot.

He’s also got a court date for fraud.

The most disappointing thing about this election cycle isn’t the focus on “emails” to the point the word “emails” is shorthand for crime (where no crime exists) it’s that Trump HAS A HEARING FOR ACCUSATIONS OF CHILD RAPE IN 2 WEEKS AND NO-ONE IN THE TV MEDIA MENTIONS IT.

B/c of one simple principle:

YAS! Hooray for Lin! He seems like someone who is still so grateful that he gets to do what he loves. Also, he’s irrepressibly charming. I can’t. I just smile looking at him.

Relevant: Chris Jackson aka the Pride of Mount Vernon aka George Washington is standing behind him in this picture. I literally just saw Hamilton …

this guy.

He was so beautiful.

Whaaaaat. I need to see this.

Oh I definitely thought “if I could just get a backless strappy dress, I could finally find a guy who could bring me to orgasm.” lol