“Oh hey, Malik, where have you been keeping yourself?” “...I’m Ben Carson. You just talked to me two minutes ago.” “Well burn my hushpuppies, I need to go find that Malik before he gets in trouble!” “Malik! I’ve been looking all over for you, have you met my friend Ted Cruz?” “Still Ben Carson.”

Bet she spent the whole time thinking “don’t ask if they’re related. Remember what happened last time”

That looked more like “all black people look alike” joke.

Yeah, when I saw the pic, I thought the reveal was going to be “LOL I actually mean Ben Carson!” Somehow she managed to give an answer even more stupid...

Well, that’s some serious trolling, Sarah. You do know that Malik Obama is not American, don’t you (unlike his half-brother, the president, who most certainly is American)? And are you aware that one reason Malik Obama is estranged from his half-brother, the president, is that Malik is pro-Hamas. I’m pretty sure he’s…

“I’m an Obama admirer!”

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

Jesus Fucking Christ, I’m surprised you made it out of there alive!

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

Thank you for teaching your son! That’s really the only chance we have to change this culture. Girls pressing charges, fighting back, etc can only bring about so much change...and only after the fact. Boys brought up to respect women will be the defining moment where women can feel safe.

Trump washing down tainted Tylenol with a Pepsi Free?

Is there anything more 1980s than Trump and Tic Tacs?

I’ll just leave this tweet here:

I’m married and have two daughters. This allows me to see how awful these comments are. If I were still single (or gay-married with only sons as children), I couldn’t possibly denounce his comments. It would be impossible due to the lack of women in my life.

Not a good look, Tic Tac people. Even the guys who make roofies have renounced this shitbag.

Considering how much Billy must know about Trump (so many stories over so many years), he really did serve Jeb! badly by not offering up something like this. Oh, boy will he get a piece of Aunt Barbara’s mind!

Coochgazi

“I’ve never withdrawn in my life” Grooooossssssss

Scott Baio is firmly in the “Yeah, bro!” category.