I totally read that as “Mad Max” and was thinking “there was a strip club in Mad Max? I don’t remember that. I don’t think that sounds right.”

This happened to me when I was fifteen. I was shopping at a Nordstroms by myself and a creepy 50ish yr old man just walked right up to me and grabbed. I was wearing a floor length maxi style skirt made of a silk/satin type of material (this was the 90's!). I was completely sexually innocent and his fingers actually…

And Donald moaning, “The Jews, they trouble me...” to Putin as ample ass cheeks press against his sweaty face.

OMG. It all just became so crystal clear. Trump thinks he’s Don Draper.

She still shouldn’t have done it!!! But yeah. You kind of nailed it.

That’s the worst part. Please pardon my digression here for a minute:

those tiny, tiny hands

Except, instead of dashing Jon Hamm types, you’ve got flabby orange cheetos.

But....but....his hands are so teeny tiny. How would you even know you’d been grabbed in the crotch with those itty-bitty digits?

Ask my husband how loudly I shouted at the TV after the last debate when Trump put his hand on Hillary Clinton’s back as they were walking away from the lectern.

If he feels this entitled based solely on being rich and well-known, how will he feel if he actually becomes president? Clearly, this guy abuses his power.

Same. I don’t know that I can think of anything more repellent than Donald Trump’s butt hole of a mouth. I am gagging a little just thinking about it.

It happened to me in an Irish pub (not in Ireland if that matters). By a total stranger who hadn’t even bothered with ‘hello’ first. Most unexpected and unwelcome. It was such a shock I just froze and couldn’t say anything.

Exactly. They tried to impeach Clinton over adultery, and now want to fall back on “Well, Bill is just as bad” and act like that somehow precludes them from condemnation.

Wait... IS PUTIN GIVING THAT WOMAN TWO THUMBS UP?!

Question for other lesbians and bisexual women and the like: have you ever even fucking contemplated doing the shocker, even as a joke and only after asking? Just doing it in the air, to demonstrate to people what it is in case they’ve never seen Guy Fieri, makes my asshole hurt for real.

If my husband grabbed me by the crotch, he would get a swift kick in the teeth and a “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

Gently but with steely determination and a good manicure and, most importantly, with explicit fucking permission.

We can guess, though ...