Romanticizing the Plantation South...I’m surprised Paula Deen hasn’t chimed in with a Trump endorsement yet.

I am reading Selected Tales by Poe and one of them is “The Gold Bug”... holy shit is it racist AF.

My fellow Americans, what do you think it would take to hire Martin Sheen to lie in wait for Trump and yell this at him (while I film it)?:

Trump is the kind of white guy who takes pride in all of the old-fashioned racial slurs he knows.

I’ll admit ignorance here...I didn’t know pickaninny was in any way racial. I just thought it was one of those old timey terms. However now that I say that out loud, many times old timey = racist!!!

Since someone in his corner tugged on his sleeve and said, “Uh, excuse me, sir? Your popularity with women is sinking like the Titanic. Yes, I saw the movie too. Yes, what’s-her-name was hot. But, but you need to work on the...*ahem*...’women problem’ as you once called it. No, not their periods, sir. You know what,…

This same 1/3 of the country thinks hurricane warnings are a government conspiracy to convince people global warming is real. Feels over reals, ya’ll.

Yes—there are a lot of wtf absurdities going on here, but one of them is Trump pretending to care about women being sexually assaulted. Since when do you care Trump, since when?

Ilana is going to be super jealous.

Worst or best?

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

Plus who’s going to speak up for a mime when they don’t speak up for anyone else?

You know before I moved here I thought the main reason ppl didn’t leave was bc they couldn’t and don’t get me wrong that is a part of it, but now that I’ve been through it... it’s hard emotionally to leave. Until 4PM yesterday I was going to ride it out with no shutters/hurricane windows and two sliding glass doors.…

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

Uh huh, because some people are told if they leave they will lose their job and they are poor enough that they stay because they must. Or they have no transportation. Or they have no money for fuel to leave. Or they just got leave as of today and are stuck on the highway like my brother, his wife, and their five…

They came first for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a clown...

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

This woman needs serious psychiatric help. Don’t think jail time is going to be of much use for a woman who inflicts her own disorders on her kids.