I have a 12 year old, and let me tell you Maddie vs. Chloe has been an Issue of Great Importance for some time. She wanted me to let her open a Twitter account just so she could vote. There were shrieks of “Chloeeee WOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!” echoing from my living room and across group iMessages last night. Everyone loves…

I watched a season of Dance Moms on demand when I had the flu recently, it was the season in which Chloe left, and she was such a great kid, I hated seeing what Abby was doing to her and I was so happy when she left that I actually googled her. And discovered her youtube channel which shows a bunch of her new dances,…

I have been waiting for this for years

Jesus. Plane trips are bad enough without random people fucking on them.

No cases are randomly assigned because she is not a real judge. Appearances are completely voluntary by the litigants. Her courtroom is private arbitration set up as a trial court.

neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower.

Ain’t no shower like a Marilyn Mosby shower cuz a Marilyn Mosby shower is trespassory.

Omg I remember this episode! Even that cranky asshole Judge Judy couldn’t yell at this young woman because she HAD HER SHIT TOGETHER.

I just don’t understand how he can sue. They have a contract - a written contract - that states that both parties must give permission to implant the embryos. Am I missing something? This guy is such a nightmare.

Shit. So basically it doesn’t matter that he signed a contract that said they both had to agree to either to bring them to term, keep them frozen or destroy them, and nobody could do whatever they wanted.

She calls herself that so twig bitches like you don’t say it behind her back. /joke, from the movie.

“While this hippie drink contained only a tiny amount of alcohol (less than 1%), it was still enough to give suits good reason to make the bust.”

If I had the disposable income to purchase $15K dresses on the regular, I would have no need for them since I would live on my own private tropical island and wear nothing but beat up flip-flops and caftans, or simply wander about in my middle-aged nudie glory.

Can we do a socialist overthrow instead? I’d be down for that.

Yessssssss. Go Falcons!

You have no idea how pumped up you just got me with that! Excuse me while I go put on my Matt Ryan jersey and tell everyone to gtfo my field

On the plus side, the Atlanta Falcons drafted Vic Beasley at #8. A 6’3, 246 lb edge rusher who runs the 40 in 4.5 seconds whose job will be to knock the crap out of Winston twice a year.

Say what you will about Wendy Williams, but she addressed this the other day on her show. She pointed out that it's highly suspect that mom has come out of the woodwork to parade around TV with her son . . . when mom left her son to be raised by a known drug addict for his entire life.