They are glorious and wiping with toilet paper is bad for you anus skin.

Tell me more about how salt melts away 6 inches of snow...

Well, from the sound of this particular individual. The round earth and science in general was invented to move people away from religion so scientists could control them. Science: providing hard evidence and logical explanations for centuries all in an effort to confuse the populace into submission.

Not really getting where the hate for Gervais is coming from. To me he remains a great example of the comedian who always punches up and never punches down.

The problem is that we keep cutting the costs to import foreign products, but don’t usually see the same consideration in return. trade agreements are generally horrible for anyone that has to work for a living.

I think we export a lot of porn, too bad its electronic.

Lets hope the U.S. figures out something to manufacture and sell overseas or we’ll soon run out of places to store all those empty shipping containers...

please do not equate the irreparably stupid and evil to the mentally ill.

Oh, oh, but all these people were putting themselves in harm’s way. Those small children brought it upon themselves! You know why? Because they took God out of schools and they don’t pray anymore. *projectile vomits because these are real things real people said*

But he can’t be a terrorist. He was born here, he’s white, he’s Christian, and he was doing it for the babies.

If it had been a “Christmas Party” like God intended, He would have kept them safe...

from this huffpost (ugh I know) article about 3 UN workers coming to america to assess gender inequality:

When I was on mat leave I joined a playgroup with my older son that offered on site babysitting for infants to give the mothers a break. There was an older gentleman who volunteered because he loved babies (he was the only one that my fusspot allowed to hold him besides myself). Now wouldn’t something like that be…

My neighbors are vehement protestors. Did they help during my high risk pregnancy? Nope. Take my poor kids to the park to run when I couldn't? Cook a meal?? BIG NO. Did my pro choice neighbor come take out my garbage and rough house with my boys and do my dishes? YES.

They prefer selected portions of the Old Testament.

“No one deserves to go through what they have gone through, even though they put themselves in harm’s way.”

“Even though they put themselves in harm’s way.”

This is the single best Chrome extension to be released since Adblock Plus. You know, Facebook used to let you control this stuff - you could pick and choose what things each of your friends did that you wanted to be notified about. They took that away and the feed became useless. Now if I could just get something…

Hallelujah, I hope it works! Those posts have crowded out things I’m actually interested in to the point of making FB useless to me

I am going to use this opportunity to shamelessly brag about the pies that I did, in fact, make by hand from scratch. It took about 2.5 days and a lot of fucking butter.