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Mazdas SkyActiv badge. Most have no idea what it means. It just means they cut weight every place they could which has nothing to do with the sky, and they can’t spell active.

How to impress onlookers.

All badges are useless, they are jewelry, Displacement Badges are sensible diamond studs, Sport badges are Nose Rings, Offroad badges are Nipple Clamps.

It is just angry because it hit middle age. It has realized it is fat and won’t look as good as it did when it was young.

This new Countryman is a mess on so many levels. That front end. The ginormous taillights. That FJ Cruiser-esque roof treatment in the rear. Ugh.

The fundamental characteristic of Mini has always been a determined sort of fun pluck their small size, which is why they were called mini in the first place.

“But we want you to use emojis instead of words!” /smashes TV.

GM deserve to be punished for their awful “real people, not actors” campaign.

Please do not sullen the names of Joe Don Baker and Ed Wood with this Michael Bay nonsense.

Well, thank god they put the hazard lights on, otherwise other drivers would have no clue something was wrong.

.....Eating in the car...?

I own one (a 2013, mind you), and have driven an MP4-12C in anger (on a track too), and he’s not wrong. The ZL1 is a masterpiece, but it’s a bruiser - it handles better than it has any right to be, is faster than it has any right to be, and is hilariously fun, but it’s not the knife’s-edge that a true top-of-the-line…

Whenever I see facts like this I immediately think of internet armchair racers who will immediately jump at the fact and say “SEE! Those rich people are just plain STUPID for buying a McLaren or a Porsche! This car beat a dang ol’ Koenigsegg!”

I’m just surprised it beat the Trabant

Not so much built for powder as built on powder

“dead horse”

Was it another Mustang?

Oh no, you better stay away from cars and coffee!